guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a series of unnecessary events
did you just
life may be rough but boobs are really really soft
Miguel told me that he forgets he dated anyone before me and hearing that makes me really happy. I luh my baby boy
after natural disasters and
teach them to
kiss the ground
every once in a while.
Teach them to take
move beyond barriers
you were too afraid to challenge.
I wonder how people who think people can “turn gay” visualize someone actually turning gay
Like if you’re bitten by a gay man during the full moon, you’ll turn gay
There is a tv show about this
It’s called Teen Wolf
everyones entitled to their own opinions, like “mario kart isnt good” or “i do not favor the color green”, but youre not entitled to thinking im undeserving of basic human rights, and youre not entitled to the belief that because of someones identity (whether it be sexual, racial, cultural, gender, or anything else) they deserve to be harmed. you are not entitled to be oppressive. this isnt something you can disagree with, because it isnt an opinion, i am merely stating facts
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
stop calling young looking characters shotas oh my god shota is literal child porn and youre using it as an endearing term
Shotacon is short for Shotaro complex. shotaro complex means an attraction to young boys. shotacon refers to people attracted to…